Saturday, October 22, 2011

First dates.

How do you know when two ppl are on their first date? Well Dr Kristie is in the house!

1) bad choice of venue.
Seriously... Macs is a terrible place to make the most of your opportunity.

2) awkward attempts to lighten the mood the 'So.... Shall we sit there?' And 'So.. what do you wanna get?' And frequent shy, forced laughter after the questions.

3) constant banging on head on file. (or other weird gestures)
Subject A was seen frequently banging his head on his file which came across as pretty adorable however it just speaks volumes of his fluster. Subject A is excited with this golden opportunity yet his shyness gives him away and he can't help but do dumb things like banging his head on his file. #winning

4) doesn't know what to do with his hands
Subject A was seen fiddling with his pen throughout and playing around with his bag, opening and closing his crumpler time and again. Awkward positioning of hands.

5) the excuse of doing schoolwork
This is a dead giveaway. Doing school projects tgt= excuse for Subject A to go out with his target.

6) talking about unrelated matters.
Subject A just keeps trying and keeps talking so as to keep the conversation going

And these are the telltale signs that somebody's on their awkward first date. But there's a first time for everything so Subject A will prolly get better. So next time when you're out and you're feeling bored, look around and observe your surroundings, there's bound to be an 'awkward first date couple'. True story.

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