mother interviews potential daughter-in-law

sit down

your name please

do you work well with ivories and silk

can you string fabrics with threads that bound not throttle

that will create tiny stitches for tiny holes on tiny clothes

yes im expecting three kids

no more no less

stick out your chest

it looks supple enough, will you satisfy my son?

and show me your hands

will they age with grace or flourish into chaffed surfaces?

when my friends meet you at the wedding will they approve begrudgingly or deride at your jutted chin?

sweetheart do not blame me for my impudent manner

one day you will take my place

and you will understand

thank you for your time