i feel like i am in the process of dying

OK i have a common test tmr but yknow whats a bitch?! not the test, nope but having my uterus ploughed and punched around thats a bitch and maybe the agony plus hormonal abnormalities plus the national plus feeling like I am dying equates to some sort of boredom and recently I've been seeing fb generator statuses around and they don't even make sense so i decided to try it out and i haven't posted a status since i was 15 and its so embarrassing all my statuses in sec 1-3 ew

what i tell myself every time i decide to say hi to a cute boy/girl

my thoughts are frickin' poetry

is this how i would sound like if i was drunk?

after taking a selfie and looking at it

its so funny since the first few words are lyrics to wonder wall and the back portion is just trippy

ALITERATION BITCH

my what?

lies

WHAT IN THE WORLD

whenever i am on my period/cannot attend a concert

anyway ivan forbid me to tweet this so i shall write it here because it is the funniest thing i heard all week (it is only tues) anyway my school has free wifi for the students and you can log in with like your own pw and acc. so this construction worker asked ivan for the wifi pw and ivan being the good guy as he always is keyed the pw into his phone and while ivan was returning the phone to the construction worker, the page loaded and IT WAS PORN. THE CONSTRUCTION WORKER USED IVAN'S ACC TO SEARCH FOR PORN OMG I WILL NEVER LET HIM FORGET THIS